Virus Discovery Raises Fears for MSNBC

Officials from the Center for Disease Control issued a warning today that people stay away from MSNBC news host Keith Olbermann, who is suspected of harboring the brain-eating virus OUCI812.

“We’ve received several reports from the network about Mr. Olbermann and are concerned that he has been infected,” said a spokesperson for the CDC.  The comments were in response to last night’s “Countdown” program where Olbermann asked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi if she stretched out her face on a rack every night before retiring.  He also called former president George W. Bush “Shemp,” and demanded that all congressional debates be performed with hand puppets.

Olbermann’s behavior in recent weeks has been under scrutiny by MSNBC executives ever since he surprised Senator Charles Schumer on-air with an engagement ring.  The talk show host was taken away by security officers yesterday and was allegedly heard screaming “You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal! You can do whatever you feel!” through the windows of a NYPD squad car.

Published in: on October 28, 2009 at 2:59 PM  Leave a Comment  

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