Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize for 2010!

Faced with mounting criticism from conservative bloggers in the United States for its decision to give the Nobel Peace Prize to President Barack Obama, the Norwegian Nobel Committee announced today that it has awarded next year’s Peace Prize to him as well.

“That’s right – we’re giving it to him next year, and we might just do it in 2011, too,” replied Thorbjoern Jagland, chairman of the committee.  “In fact, we just might vote to award the Prize to Mr. Obama every goddamn year until Americans publicly confess their regret for voting for George W. Bush.”

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad released a statement regarding the Nobel jury’s decision to give consecutive Peace Prizes to Obama, stating “The peace-loving people of Iran praise the Nobel committee and politely ask that America respect the gravitas of this award by destroying all of their weapons of mass destruction, warships, bombers, fighters, submarines, tanks, and having all soldiers and private citizens turn in their guns to the Iranian Embassy.”

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