Premature Nobel Peace Prize Promulgated!

Nobel committee chairman Thorbjoern Jagland predicts world war by 2012!

Believes decision to award Peace Prize to American television celebrity was “premature” and “early,” but correct; during interview solemnly replies, “It could be too late to respond three years from now. It is now that we have the opportunity to respond – all of us.”

Sales of do-it-yourself bomb shelters, AR-15 rifles and canned goods skyrocket on news.

National Education Association calls for “mini-Peace Prize” medallions to be worn by all schoolchildren during filming of weekly presidential-worship videos.

Published in: on October 9, 2009 at 12:13 PM  Leave a Comment  

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