Obama to Concentrate on Martian Threat

President Obama said today that he has decided against sending more U.S. troops to Afghanistan and instead will escalate America’s defenses against an attack from Mars.

“The President is highly focused and ready to meet the challenges of preventing a Martian attack,” said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.  “He has asked Congress to fund an increase in surveillance equipment and personnel that will track communiques from the Red Planet.  He and his team realize the strength of the Martian forces and will not rest until this threat has been erased.”

A spokesperson from the controversial group Veterans Against the Venusian War praised the decision, calling Obama “courageous” in his decision against sending troops to Venus, a much friendlier planet, with a surface temperature of 860 degrees Fahrenheit.

Published in: on October 8, 2009 at 4:51 PM  Leave a Comment  

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